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Gov. Scott Walker : Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner


Congratulations to….


Gov. Scott Walker 

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Scotty. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirteen (13) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of four (4) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


In an ongoing effort to scarf up brownie points with the anti-abortion crowd, Scottie found it convenient to sign a bill into law on July 20, 2015 that bans abortions in Wisconsin after 20 weeks of pregnancy. The ass-kissing law does not allow for exceptions for severe fetal anomalies or for the victims of rape or incest.


Who in the hell does that Certified A-hole believe he is to tell a rape or incest victim that they will bear the child of their rapist and/or molester?


Scotty’s lucky that former Gov. Warren Knowles (1975 to 1970) didn’t sign legislation outlawing abortions when the fetus exhibited a low I.Q. and a wiliness to be a Congenital Liar.  Had that been the case, Scotty wouldn’t be around to act as though he was qualified to be the next President of the U.S. of A.


To assuage (means appease, Rufus) the anti-abortion crowd into believing he’s one of them, Scotty spewed forth the following hyperbolic (means BS, Randall) statements:

  • “At five months, that's the time when that unborn child can feel pain."
  • "When an unborn child can feel pain, we should be protecting that child.”

It is a well known medical fact that a fetus is not capable of feeling pain within 20 weeks of a pregnancy. Of course Scotty doesn’t much give a damn about telling the truth. After all, as the mouthpiece of the Koch Brothers, Scotty will only say those things that they approve.


And lastly, the one thing that turned me off early on about Scotty besides his incessant lying is that lazy right eye. I’ve only known two other persons with a lazy left eye and both of them devoured public pork their entire lives, just like Scotty has done.


If I was Hillary Clinton, I would be praying that the GOP electorate is ignorant enough to elect Scotty as their presidential nominee. I can assure you that Mr. Lazy Eye would be subject to a thorough and well deserved electoral ass-whooping.


Congrats Scotty; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

  1. Arrogant Grinch Award Winner = 1
  2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
  3. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  4. Grinch/Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  5. Humanitarian Award Winner = 2
  6. Il Duce Wannabee Award Winner: Art. 20: Misc. Awards
  7. Misogynist Award Winner = 1
  8. MoronAward Winner = 1 
  9. Narcissist Award Winner = 1
  10. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  11. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  12. Destroying Unions strengthens economy: Ass-Kisser Award No. 36
  13. Kudos to Koch Brother for purchase of Gov. Scot Walker’s services: Dawg Opinions No. 98
  14. The benefits of outlawing unions: Dawg Opinions: No. 201
  15. Why do some Republicans despise UNION Workers & Unions? – Dawg Opinions No. 202
  16. Gov. Scott Walker croons “All of Me” to Koch brothers: Dawg Opinions No. 208
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