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Sen. John Cornyn (TX): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Sen. John Cornyn (TX)

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, she has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

It should be noted that Johnny has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-two (32) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Austin area was about to offer Johnny a good paying job.

 

In keeping with his exalted position as an apologist for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, Johnny decided to spew forth a little BS shortly after FBI Directory James Comey testified that there was no evidence to support The Don’s false claims that Obama wiretapped him and/or The Trump Tower.

 

After donning a pair of official Trumpian ™Brand Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Johnny appeared on the “Morning Joe” show on MSNBC and laughingly said a final conclusion of the matter couldn’t be made. He then went on to state:

  • “I’ve always believed you ought to wait until you know all the evidence before you reach a conclusion.” he said.
  • “So, I'm not ready to reach conclusions before the evidence is complete.”
  • “That's all I'm saying.”

In furtherance of his official position as a Trump Toady (TT), Johnny went on to laughingly claim that The Don wasn’t stating that Obama wiretapped him but was speaking about Gen. Michael Flynn.

 

This comment in and of itself proves that Johnny’s a Total Moron (my apologies to Morons) because The Don’s tweets specifically state as a fact that “Obama was tapping my phones in October, just before the election!”

 

Apparently, Johnny did well while attending St. Mary’s Law School in San Antonio in learning how to lie, fabricate falsehoods and/or just spew forth pure unadulterated BS.

 

And lastly, what’s the next thing that Johnny will claims hasn’t been decided by the facts?

  • Lincoln assassinated by John Wilkes Booth (could be Lee Harvey Oswald)
  • Japanese responsible for Pearl Harbor attack (it was Australia)
  • JFK assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald (maybe it was Obama)
  • Martin Luther King assassinated by James Earl Ray (maybe it was Al Sharpton)

Congrats Johnny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most disrespected “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble

  1. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
  2. Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner = 1
  3. Sen. John Cornyn – Texas’ No. 1 Individual Santa Claus Award Winner: Art. 18 Public Official Misfits – Texas
  4. Sen. John Cornyn (TX) Omnipotent Arrogance: Art. 19 Public Official Misfits – Texas

 

 

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