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Tom Delay : Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Tom Delay 

Today’s “Bullshit”Award Winner 

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tommy. In the past, he has been the recipient of eleven (11) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (late June 2015) appearance on the Newsmax Comedy TV show, hosted by comedian Steve Malzberg, Tommy claimed that his prediction that all Hell would break loose because of the Supreme Court’s marriage equality ruling was coming true. (Kyle Mantyla)

 

In an overt attempt to prove his bona fides as one of America’s Premier Bigots, Lunatics and Aspiring Standup Comedians, Tommy had the chutzpah to claim that he was in possession of a “secret memo” from the Justice Department. Tommy then said:

  • “We’ve [Bigots] already found a secret memo coming out of the Justice Department.”
  • “They’re now going to go after 12 new perversions, things like bestiality, polygamy, having sex with little boys and making that legal.”
  • “Not only that, but they have a whole list of strategies to go after the churches, the pastors, and any businesses that tries to assert their religious liberty.”
  • “This is coming and it's coming like a tidal wave.”

The only folks that would even consider buying into this “secret memo” bullshit are those that possess an I.Q. equal to or just a tad higher then the legal speed limit in a school zone.

 

However, if the Justice Department was pushing to legalize men having sex with boys, that could be used as a valid defense by former Speaker of the House Denny Hastert if it was retroactive.

 

As to the Justice Department approving bestiality, I recently viewed a picture of one of Tommy’s high school girlfriends and after said viewing, I’m convinced that Tommy was personally involved in bestiality at that time.

 

We know for a fact that Tommy is a degenerate liar since he hasn’t been able to produce a valid copy of this “secret memo” he claims he found. And the reason he hasn’t, is because no such thing exists.

 

Congrats Tommy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

  1. Bigot Award Winner = 1
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
  3. Jimmy Swaggart Award Winner = 1
  4. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
  5. MoronAward Winner = 1
  6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  7. Screwball Award Winner = 2
  8. Is it time to bring Jesus back into our political system? – Lunatic Awards 55 
 
 
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