Mexican rapists coming to U.S. with Muslim terrorists to follow 

Bigot and Celebrated Moron Donald Trump has laughingly tossed his hat onto the GOP sponsored Union Pacific Clown Train as yet another candidate for the presidency in 2016.

Prior to boarding the plane, the clowns voted to seat The Donald in the caboose. Shortly after they all boarded, the received word that The Donald had just placed second in polling for the GOP nomination. As a consequence of the polling, The Donald was allowed to take a seat in the second row of the first car next to Dr. Ben Carson.

As the train was leaving the station, the conductor, Gov. Bobby Jindal piped in the music from “The Choo Choo Song,” which went something like this.

Once there was a choo-choo, but the candidates couldn’t choo-choo

They kept saying achoo instead of saying choo-choo

All the normal voters laughed at them and teased them

The candidates were waiting on the tracks one day; the little train heading their way

The conductor knew the train couldn’t stop, and he couldn’t turn back, so he went ‘ACHOO” and blew the

candidates off the track

Knowing that the GOP is experiencing trouble in securing the Latino vote, The Donald decided to ameliorate the situation by saying the following during a recent (late June 2016) interview with CNN’s Erin Burnett.

• Mexicans are sending its worst citizens over the border and the U.S. is becoming a “dumping ground” for these discards
• “Some good and some are rapists and some are killers.”
• “We don't even know what we're getting.”

In an effort to further prove he’s one of America’s up and coming Standup Comedians, The Donald said:

“I do great with Latino voters.”

“I employ so many Latinos; I have so many people working for me.”

“The Latinos love Trump, and I love them.”

If this doesn’t cement the Latino vote for The Donald, then I don’t what would. Hillary is going to be in big trouble now that The Donald has proven he will be able to secure at least 75% of the Latino vote in 2016 if he’s the GOP nominee.

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