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Glenn Beck: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

 

Glenn Beck

Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Glenn. In the past, he has been the recipient of twelve (12) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of four (4) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (mid-June 2015) airing of his daily comedy radio show, Glenn feigned outrage over non-excitant reports that the University of California had banned phrases such as "America is the land of opportunity" and "America is a melting pot" on the grounds that they are "micro aggressions" that could potentially offend others.

 

Of course Glenn the Loon absolutely knew that the University of California had not instituted a rule banning such phrases; however, this is the type of deliberate lie that Glenn knows his low I.Q. listeners are waiting to hear.

 

To further assuage (means to pacify or appease Clyde) his listeners, Glenn called the University of California “a re-education camp” and warned that university officials had banned certain thoughts, which lead to bans on books or magazines which contain those thoughts. The University has not banned the reading of Lady Chatterly’s Lover and/or Hustler magazine.

 

The Loon went on to day:

 

  • “You ban not just words but thought; next thing you’re going to be banning books.”
  • “And the step after that is a bullet to the head.”

 

One thing that Glenn should consider is changing his background music to that old ditty,They’re Coming to Take me Away, Away” which was record in 1966 by Jerry Samuels under the name Napoleon XIV, which goes something like this:

 

Remember when I ran away from Fox and got on my knees and begged
you not to fire me because I’d go berserk?

Well, you fired me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see

I’ve gone completely out of my mind

And, they’re they're coming to take me away, ha, ha
They're coming to take me away, ho, ho, hee, hee, ha, ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha, ha

 

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I said that

losing my job at Fox would make me flip my lid, right?

You know you laughed
I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you

made me leave but now you know I'm utterly mad

And, they're coming to take me away, ha, ha
They're coming to take me away, ho, ho, hee, hee, ha, ha

 

Congrats Glenn; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Lunatics”; you are far too Humble.

  1. Bigot Award Winner = 1
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
  6. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
  7. MoronAward Winner = 1
  8. Screwball Award Winner = 2
  9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 5
  10. Constitution says all religions are not equal – Bullshit Awards Art. 10
  11. Glenn Beck demented opportunist, certified sissy, moron coward – Art.15 Dawg Opinions
  12. Glenn Beck sez he may be going blind – Art.16 – Dawg Opinions
  13. Are advertisers justified in fleeing Glenn Beck’s reliable newscasts? – Art.17 Dawg Opinions
  14. Glenn Beck sez his “hero” is Rush Limbaugh: Dawg Opinions Art. 18
  15. What is a Compassionate Conservative?: Dawg Opinions Art. 39
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  17. Conservative Talk Show Hosts – Super American Patriots (SAPS): Dawg Opinions Art. 40 
 
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