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Glenn Beck: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Glenn Beck Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Glenn. In the past, he has been the recipient of twelve (12) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of four (4) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
During a recent (mid-June 2015) airing of his daily comedy radio show, Glenn feigned outrage over non-excitant reports that the University of California had banned phrases such as "America is the land of opportunity" and "America is a melting pot" on the grounds that they are "micro aggressions" that could potentially offend others.
Of course Glenn the Loon absolutely knew that the University of California had not instituted a rule banning such phrases; however, this is the type of deliberate lie that Glenn knows his low I.Q. listeners are waiting to hear.
To further assuage (means to pacify or appease Clyde) his listeners, Glenn called the University of California “a re-education camp” and warned that university officials had banned certain thoughts, which lead to bans on books or magazines which contain those thoughts. The University has not banned the reading of Lady Chatterly’s Lover and/or Hustler magazine.
The Loon went on to day:
One thing that Glenn should consider is changing his background music to that old ditty, “They’re Coming to Take me Away, Away” which was record in 1966 by Jerry Samuels under the name Napoleon XIV, which goes something like this:
Remember when I ran away from Fox and got on my knees and begged Well, you fired me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I’ve gone completely out of my mind
And, they’re they're coming to take me away, ha, ha
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I said that losing my job at Fox would make me flip my lid, right?
You know you laughed made me leave but now you know I'm utterly mad
And, they're coming to take me away, ha, ha
Congrats Glenn; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Lunatics”; you are far too Humble.
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