Mike Huckabee: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Mike Huckabee

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of eighteen (18) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (mid-June 2015) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network, Mike Huckabee spoke with Fox comedian Todd Starnes who was upset that the “despicable” Obama “wants to go after the guns” after the shooting at a an African American church in Charleston, South Carolina.

Mike chimed in by saying:

• “I’m disappointed” that Obama considered the shooting“a great opportunity for me to grandstand and jump up on the stump and talk about gun control.”

Of course Obama did no such thing as Mike the Bullshitter well knows. After donning a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads provided to him by the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre, Mike said that the only thing the would have stopped the shooting would have been an armed member of the church.

I think you’re right Mike. If that five-year-old-girl had come to church with a loaded Uzi should could have shot that som-bitch and prevented the deaths of eight church goers plus the pastor.

And to think that this Certified A-hole actually believes he’s qualified to be the next president of the U.S. of A.

Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too

Humble.

1. Bigot Award Winner = 1
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 6
3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
4. Homophobe Award winner = 1
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
6. MoronAward Winner = 1
7. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
8. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
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10. Screwball Award Winner = 3