Rush Limbaugh: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rush Limbaugh

Today’s “Bullshit”Award Winner 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Michelle. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-four (24) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of six (1) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (June 2015) airing of his daily comedy radio show, Rush decided to make light of a bicycle accident involving Secretary of State John Kerry that took place in Geneva, Switzerland.

During his rant about Kerry, The Doper said in part:

• “Do you know how old John Kerry is? It's tough, you know.”
• “You can't tell a horse's age when you look it, and since Kerry looks like a horse, it's tough.”
• “But he's 71 years old.”
• “Now, would somebody tell me something? What is a 71-year-old man, secretary of state, doing riding a bicycle -- or, alternatively, windsurfing off Nantucket?”
• “Why is somebody riding a bicycle while in the midst of sensitive negotiations and attempting to secure nuclear weapons for Iran?”

The Doper went on to say:

• “You’d have never seen the great Colin Powell out there on a bicycle heading off to a meeting at the U.N.”
• “This is embarrassing.”

The Doper completed his bullshit rant by saying:

• “John Kerry should apply for another Purple Heart. Yeah, another Purple Heart."
• "Well, it was an on-the-job injury, kind of, taking a break from sensitive negotiations with the Iranians, riding his stupid bicycle.”

Here we have the quintessential Chicken Little who received a deferment during the Vietnam War because he had a pimple in the crack of his ass. Maybe Obama should give The Doper a “pink heart’ for acquiring the pimple in his derriere while fighting over a bar of soap at the local YMCA.

Clearly, nobody would want to see this tub of lard riding a bicycle or windsurfing for that matter. If The Doper decided to windsurf, he’d have to wait for a strong enough hurricane to arrive in Florida capable of pushing his fat derriere off the beach.

It’s pretty obvious that The Doper well knows that nobody with an I.Q. approaching triple digits tunes in to listen to his BS. Therefore, he can spew forth this type of dribble knowing it will play well with the low I.Q. folks that believe what he says.

Congrats Rush; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too

Humble.

1. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 3
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
3. Delusional Comedian Award Winner: Art. 166 Lunatic Awards
4. Homophobe Award Winner = 1
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. MoronAward Winner = 3
8. Misogynist Award Winner = 2
9. Narcissist Award Winner = 2
10. Screwball Award Winner = 2
11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
12. Pervert Award Winner = 1
13. Glen Beck sez his “hero” is Rush Limbaugh – Art. 18 Dawg Opinions
14. Conservative Talk Show Hosts: Super American Patriots (SAPS) – Art. 40 Dawg Opinions 
15. Rush croons “Mitt the Magic Mormon” – Art. 98 Dawg Opinions
16. Rush blames Robin Williams’ suicide on leftist political views – Art. 99 Dawg Opinions 
17. Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh: American Hero – Art.100 Dawg Opinions
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19. Rush Limbaugh: bigoted buffoon, certified idiot – Art.101 Dawg Opinions