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Glenn Beck: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Glenn. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

After his recent (06/01/15) return from his vacation in Idaho, Glenn spoke about his astonishment at the extent of flooding that devastated large portions of Texas during his absence. (Kyle Mantyla)

 

After Beck’s comedic co-host Stu Burguiere sneered at the notion that the flooding and the drought could be attributed to climate change, Screwy Glenn stated that the torrential rains came as a result of Gov. Rick Perry’s 2011 prayer that ended the ongoing drought.

 

Glenn went on to tell his low I.Q. followers that it had also rained almost every day while he vacationed at his Idaho ranch. Glenn laughingly credited the rain because local residents had began to fast for rain several weeks earlier. The Screwball then said:

  • “Five weeks ago, they had a fast for rain because they were in a drought."
  • "And it started raining five weeks ago.”

If it’s true that they fasted for five weeks, then that area of Idaho must be overpopulated with anorexics. If it worked in Idaho, then the good folks in California ought to give it a try. 

 

Claiming it took from 2011 to 2015 for Rick Perry’s prayer for rain to be answered takes hyperbole (BS) to new and as yet seen levels.

 

Maybe Glenn and Gov. Perry could see fit to share their rainmaking expertise with the Pueblo Indians in New Mexico, the Navahos in Arizona or the Paiutes in Nevada.

 

If fasting for five weeks causes it to rain, then why wouldn’t it work to cause a celebrated liar like Glenn to start telling the truth?

 

Congrats Glenn; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too

Humble.

  1. Bigot Award Winner = 1
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 2
  6. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
  7. MoronAward Winner = 1
  8. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 5
  10. Glenn Beck demented opportunist, certified sissy, moron coward – Art.15 – Dawg Opinions
  11. Glenn Beck sez he may be going blind – Art.16 – Dawg Opinions
  12. Are advertisers justified in fleeing Glenn Beck’s reliable newscasts? – Art.17 – Dawg Opinions
  13. Glenn Beck sez his “hero” is Rush Limbaugh – Art.18 – Dawg Opinions
  14. What is a Compassionate Conservative? – Art.39 – Dawg Opinions
  15. Conservative Talk Show Hosts – Super American Patriots (SAPS) – Art.40 – Dawg Opinions
  16. Constitution says all religions are not equal – Bullshit Awards – Art. No. 9 
 
 

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