Dr. Ben Carson: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Benny. In the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

While giving a recent (May 2015) speech at the National Day of Prayer gathering in D.C., Benny told a story about the time the God helped him ace his college chemistry final by providing him with all of the answers in a dream. (Kyle Mantyla)

In an effort to cement his status as a Certified Screwball, Benny claimed that when he was failing in chemistry class that he asked God for a miracle before committing himself to studying for the exam the night before.

Instead of studying, Benny claims he fell asleep and had a dream wherein he was alone in an auditorium as some “nebulous figure” wrote out chemistry problems on his blackboard. The Screwball then said:

• “When I went to take the test the next morning, it was like 'The Twilight Zone'"
• "I opened that book and I recognized the first problem as one of the ones I dreamed about.
• “And the next, and the next, and the next, and I aced the exam and got a good mark in chemistry.”
• “It worked out okay and I promised the Lord he would never have to do that for me again.”

Only those who are as demented as Benny is would believe such a preposterous story. Unfortunately, the crowd he was speaking to apparently lacked the intellectualism to realize he was spinning a bunch of BS.

It is absolutely amazing that a total Buffoon (my apologies to Buffoons) like Benny actually believes he is qualified to be the next President. It is painfully clear that Benny missed his calling as a Standup Comedian.

Congrats Benny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
2. Elmer Gantry Award Winner: Art. 7 Misc. Award Winners
3. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
4. Joseph Goebbels Truth-teller Award Winner 1
5. Misogynist Award Winner = 1
6. MoronAward Winner = 1
7. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
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9. Screwball Award Winner = 1