John Bolton: Today’s “Chicken Little” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

John Bolton

Today’s “Chicken Little” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, he has been the recipient of one  (1) Award and one (1) opinion piece. The award and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

This isn’t the first Award presented to Roy. In the past, he has been the recipient of twelve (12) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Johnny was one of the warmongering cowards that persuaded George Bush to go to war with Iraq in March 2003. At the time Johnny the Coward was employed as Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs.

Even though Johnny was age eligible (DOB 1948) to serve in the Vietnam War, he opted to enlist in the Maryland Army National guard for the sole purpose to avoid being sent to Vietnam. In his Yale 25^threunion book, Johnny the Wimp said:

• “I confess I had no desire to die in a Southeast Asian rice paddy. I considered the war in Vietnam already lost.”

In a subsequent interview, Johnny said:

• “By the time I was about to graduate in 1970, it was clear to me that opponents of the Vietnam War had made it certain we could not prevail, and that I had no great interest in going there to have Teddy Kennedy give it back to the people I might die to take it away from.”

As we all know, the Vietnam War continued on until 1975, which is 5 years after Johnny graduated from law school.

In a recent 03/26/15) editorial published in the New York Times under the heading “To Stop Iran’s Bomb, Bomb Iran,” Johnny the Coward is again seeking to start another war in the Middle East.

As was the case during the Vietnam War, Johnny isn’t calling for any of his age-eligible friends or family members to volunteer to serve their country in a war against Iran.

In truth, Johnny is nothing more than a mealy mouth coward who has absolutely no qualms about sending your sons and daughters to die in war when he admittedly avoid doing so in the Vietnam.

What Johnny the Warmonger should do is don some fatigues and persuade his fellow Warmongering Cowards like Dick Cheney to do the same and start their own war with Iran.

CongratsJohnny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Chicken Littles”; you are far too humble.

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