Laura Ingraham: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Laura Ingraham

Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Laura. In the past, he has been the recipient of one (1) Award and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. That award and opinion piece is listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Laura is another loser lawyer that figured out early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. She then decided she could do pretty well financially if she used her lying skills and became a right-wing pundit.

After it was reported that Pine Bush High School in upstate New York had allowed its students to read the Pledge of Allegiance in Arabic in an effort to promote multiculturalism during national Foreign Language Week, Laura decided to toss a little red meat to her bigoted listeners. Laura then told her low I.Q. listeners:

• “What if the skinheads want to do the Pledge of Allegiance, we're gonna do that too?”

Apparently Laura the Dumbo is incapable of understanding that racists skinheads are not considered to be an immigrant ethnic group like most Arab Americans are. Laura continued her screwy rant by saying:

• “How about just celebrate the country?”
• “How about just celebrate America?”
• “Here’s America, here’s our pledge, say it in English.”
• “We have to celebrate all the races, all the cultures?”

I wonder if Laura would feign the same outrage if we learned that her maternal grandparents, immigrants from Poland, said the Pledge of Allegiance in Polish. Or how about Italian, German, Irish, English immigrants who so acted, do ya think Laura the Bigot would find that to be offensive?

CongratsLaura; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.

• MoronAward Winner = 1
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