► State Rep. Tony Tinderholt (R-TX): “Moron” Award Winner |
State Rep. Tony Tinderholt (R-TX): “Moron” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
State Rep. Tony Tinderholt (R-TX) Today’s “Moron” Award Winner In November 2014, Tony duped the voters in the Arlington, Texas area into electing him as a member of the Texas House of Representatives.
Tony is an unapologetic and unabashed antagonist when it comes to gay marriage and the alleged sanctity of marriage. In truth, he is a Certified Homophobe.
To show his angst at gay marriages, Tony the Moron recently (March 2015) filed an ethics complaint District Court Judge David Wahlberg for issuing a ruling that Texas’ ban on same-sex marriage was unconstitutional and in the process issued an order to circuit court clerk to issue a marriage license to a same-sex couple.
Tony then went on to say:
Tony’s so-called concern about the sanctity of marriage takes hyperbole (BS) to new and as yet unseen levels. This Certified Buffoon (my apololgies to Buffoons) since he has previously been divorced four (4) times and is now married for the fifth time to a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and he’s only 44-years-old.
Tony the Tiger has a very good chance of setting a record for divorces and marriages given the fact that he’s only 44-years-old as we speak (ca. 2015).
The Table below shows the names of various persons married multiple times that Tony may well surpass to become the Undisputed Champion of the World.
At 44-years-old, Tony’s chances of surpassing everyone on the list below is quite good given the fact that except for Tony Curtis, he has upwards of twenty-five (25) years to top Zsa Zsa’s record of 9 marriages.
Tony laughingly claims to be a Catholic to be a Catholic who attends at the St. Vincent De Paul Catholic Church in Southwest Arlington with his fifth wife Bethany. As a lifelong Catholic I can assure you that Tony is a total embarrassment to every parishioner at St. Vincent’s.
Tony has single-handedly done more to diminish the sanctity of marriage than any other person in the great State of Texas. Put simply, Tony is a total embarrassment to all good intention Hypocrites.
Lastly, one must wonder why Tony is so hateful of members of the gay community. Maybe we need to ask Danny the following relevant question: “What’s in your closet, Tony?”
Congrats Tony; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Morons”; you are far too humble. |